Cadcidpang is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome dryad.

Cadcidpang created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadcidpang, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cadcidpang, she will manifest in front of you.

Cadcidpang's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cadcidpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear magenta scarves.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near tapirs while wearing violet corsets and balancing four gold spheres on your neck.

5. Do not keep six grasshopers in a large pit.