Lunrullcut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, amazing unicorn.

Lunrullcut created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunrullcut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lunrullcut, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lunrullcut's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Lunrullcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never handle tin while unclean.

5. Do not gather at walls at dawn.