Tonkcetshav is a god.

She takes the form of a small, astonishing zebra.

Tonkcetshav created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkcetshav, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tonkcetshav, she will turn you into a duck.

Tonkcetshav's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Tonkcetshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never sprint in the presence of foxes.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not commit murder.