Stannabgab Latgedcep Pibsinjon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, charitable dingo.

Stannabgab Latgedcep Pibsinjon created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stannabgab Latgedcep Pibsinjon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stannabgab Latgedcep Pibsinjon, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stannabgab Latgedcep Pibsinjon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Stannabgab Latgedcep Pibsinjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Always help sick snails.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect four platinum sculptures of Stannabgab Latgedcep Pibsinjon on top of important buildings.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.