Cutliplap is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating cobra.

Cutliplap created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutliplap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cutliplap, she will come to you in dreams.

Cutliplap's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cutliplap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cutliplap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear gray shirts on sacred days.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear fawn corsets.