Fasgebgil is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented
dolphin.
Fasgebgil created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fasgebgil, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Fasgebgil, it will turn you into a tree.
Fasgebgil's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Fasgebgil's Holy Commandments1. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Fasgebgil on top of important buildings.
2. Learn seven new languages a year.
3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.
4. Do not wear platinum on your body.
5. You must never eat melons.