Fubflapbessfet is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, humorless gnu.

Fubflapbessfet created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubflapbessfet, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fubflapbessfet, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fubflapbessfet's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fubflapbessfet's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six dogs approach from the south.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near seals while wearing purple shoes and balancing three nickel spheres on your arms.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Fubflapbessfet in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.