Gidgetceb is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome capybara.

Gidgetceb created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Gidgetceb, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gidgetceb, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gidgetceb's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gidgetceb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Gidgetceb on top of important buildings.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Never wear green ear rings.