Zagcamvan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional manatee.

Zagcamvan created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zagcamvan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zagcamvan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zagcamvan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Zagcamvan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.