Hivcimquim is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking
sheep.
Hivcimquim created gold six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hivcimquim, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Hivcimquim, she will think nothing of it.
Hivcimquim's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Hivcimquim's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Hivcimquim seven times a day.
2. Never feed cherries to mice while wearing green tights.
3. Never think about electromagnetism.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never wear dresses.