Gigbangut is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, amazing hamster.

Gigbangut created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigbangut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gigbangut, it will not care at all.

Gigbangut's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gigbangut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gigbangut's name in vain.

2. Do not keep seven horses in a large pit.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gigbangut.