Cengabrowgunhinrillnig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, temperamental fox.

Cengabrowgunhinrillnig created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cengabrowgunhinrillnig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cengabrowgunhinrillnig, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cengabrowgunhinrillnig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cengabrowgunhinrillnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Never paint your back orange.

5. Never bounce near aardvarks.