Logkimgon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent pig.

Logkimgon created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Logkimgon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Logkimgon, it will refuse to believe in you.

Logkimgon's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Logkimgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never mix bananas with oil.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Logkimgon on top of all buildings.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Do not covet oxen.