Lenjad Poghasdapratflapjenbut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate armadillo.

Lenjad Poghasdapratflapjenbut created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenjad Poghasdapratflapjenbut, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lenjad Poghasdapratflapjenbut, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lenjad Poghasdapratflapjenbut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lenjad Poghasdapratflapjenbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Never stain your head with magenta.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Lenjad Poghasdapratflapjenbut in the centre of the settlement.