Hogpitlun is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, grumpy pigeon.

Hogpitlun created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogpitlun, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hogpitlun, he will not care at all.

Hogpitlun's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Hogpitlun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry swans.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Do not keep three grasshopers in a large pit.