Bograkpin is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful slug.

Bograkpin created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bograkpin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bograkpin, he will manifest in front of you.

Bograkpin's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bograkpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never feed cucumbers to voles while wearing corsets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.