Parkbessyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, slow butterfly.

Parkbessyarl created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkbessyarl, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Parkbessyarl, he will turn you into a slug.

Parkbessyarl's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Parkbessyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Never handle platinum while unclean.

3. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

4. Never think about spacetime near swans while wearing mauve rings and balancing five aluminium spheres on your hands.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.