Hanzantin is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish frog.

Hanzantin created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanzantin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hanzantin, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hanzantin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Hanzantin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight pigs approach from the south.

2. Never think about gravity near mites while wearing magenta shirts and balancing seven tin spheres on your arms.

3. Always wear green.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Learn three new languages a year.