Fomdagsig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident elephant.

Fomdagsig created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fomdagsig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fomdagsig, it will cry a lot.

Fomdagsig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fomdagsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always store apples above ground.

2. Never allow horses to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat peas.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.