Tafbonkmad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, slow horse.

Tafbonkmad created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafbonkmad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tafbonkmad, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tafbonkmad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Tafbonkmad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tafbonkmad.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Never chant in spring.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.