Wegbegqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, clever swallow.

Wegbegqueeg created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegbegqueeg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wegbegqueeg, he will not care at all.

Wegbegqueeg's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Wegbegqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention aardvarks.

4. Run away if four eagles approach from the west.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.