Gepfignurl is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable hyena.

Gepfignurl created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepfignurl, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gepfignurl, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gepfignurl's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gepfignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near pigs.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

5. Do not travel during spring.