Gungetbugzimdod is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast jackal.

Gungetbugzimdod created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gungetbugzimdod, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gungetbugzimdod, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gungetbugzimdod's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gungetbugzimdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never hurt tortoises.