Hogdamquagbus is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy
goblin.
Hogdamquagbus created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hogdamquagbus, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Hogdamquagbus, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Hogdamquagbus' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Hogdamquagbus' Holy Commandments1. Never eat grapes.
2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
3. Never run in the presence of capybaras.
4. Do not speak about apples.
5. Always pray immersed in water.