Wanbidrill is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented monkey.

Wanbidrill created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanbidrill, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wanbidrill, it will destroy your home solar system.

Wanbidrill's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wanbidrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Run away from turquoise birds, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not sit in public.