Bopgoffet is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, all-powerful zebra.

Bopgoffet created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopgoffet, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bopgoffet, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bopgoffet's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bopgoffet's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must love Bopgoffet.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.