Cussquathug is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omnipotent fish.

Cussquathug created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussquathug, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cussquathug, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cussquathug's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Cussquathug's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.