Yoknurgut is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous fairy.

Yoknurgut created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoknurgut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yoknurgut, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Yoknurgut's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Yoknurgut's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never talk about whales.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.