Vabkomboplarg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, humane shrew.

Vabkomboplarg created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabkomboplarg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vabkomboplarg, she will turn you into a puffin.

Vabkomboplarg's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Vabkomboplarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Always obey Vabkomboplarg's priests.