Lanbamcan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent hare.

Lanbamcan created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanbamcan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lanbamcan, she will turn you into a slug.

Lanbamcan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Lanbamcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

2. Always obey Lanbamcan's priests.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Hide if five sharks approach from the west.