Jigbaftip is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent seal.

Jigbaftip created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Jigbaftip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jigbaftip, he will turn you into a frog.

Jigbaftip's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Jigbaftip's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your back with brown markings.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

5. Never speak at midnight.