Dodcar is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, annoying wyvern.

Dodcar created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodcar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dodcar, she will destroy your home planet.

Dodcar's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dodcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Never paint your legs red.

3. Do not take Dodcar's name in vain.

4. Never feed strawberries to horses while wearing pink trousers.

5. Never sit in the presence of frogs.