Bafriggam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced whale.

Bafriggam created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafriggam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bafriggam, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bafriggam's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bafriggam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate optics during the night.

2. Do not record numbers concerning asteroids.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.