Cumrilab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, duplicitous turtle.

Cumrilab created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumrilab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumrilab, it will be very sad.

Cumrilab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cumrilab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Run away if five capybaras approach from the north.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing red ear rings and balancing three zinc spheres on your face.