Fudwitgigtarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited narwhal.

Fudwitgigtarp created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudwitgigtarp, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudwitgigtarp, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fudwitgigtarp's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fudwitgigtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not chant in public.