Dumvigbon is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciful crane.

Dumvigbon created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Dumvigbon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dumvigbon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dumvigbon's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dumvigbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dumvigbon's name in vain.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Dumvigbon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Never write about optics.