Fod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable owl.

Fod created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fod, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fod, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fod's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fod's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fod's priests.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.