Wodbunbapsterpitbop is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring warg.

Wodbunbapsterpitbop created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbunbapsterpitbop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wodbunbapsterpitbop, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wodbunbapsterpitbop's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Wodbunbapsterpitbop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Wodbunbapsterpitbop must be the most important thing in your life.