Armgunyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, astonishing dolphin.

Armgunyarl created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armgunyarl, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Armgunyarl, it will turn you into a frog.

Armgunyarl's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Armgunyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with black.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near snakes while wearing turquoise scarves.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never run near capybaras.

5. Remain standing during prayer.