Yikgablat Janflyfas is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing hedgehog.

Yikgablat Janflyfas created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikgablat Janflyfas, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yikgablat Janflyfas, it will manifest in front of you.

Yikgablat Janflyfas' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yikgablat Janflyfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not place spinach upon stone.

3. Do not consume garlic at dawn.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yikgablat Janflyfas on top of all buildings.