Bumgamyog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous crocodile.

Bumgamyog created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumgamyog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumgamyog, it will ignore you.

Bumgamyog's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bumgamyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.