Hugnullyat is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, two-faced lizard.

Hugnullyat created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugnullyat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hugnullyat, she will curse you with boils.

Hugnullyat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hugnullyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

2. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Hugnullyat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.