Jandunbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciless crab.

Jandunbiss created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jandunbiss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jandunbiss, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jandunbiss' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Jandunbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Jandunbiss loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Never travel toward the east during autumn.