Stikcenfab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful penguin.

Stikcenfab created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikcenfab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stikcenfab, he will ignore you.

Stikcenfab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Stikcenfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.