Lingidben is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident mole.

Lingidben created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lingidben, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lingidben, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lingidben's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lingidben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Never gather nine tortoises in one place.

4. Never feed wheat to dolphins while wearing indigo shoes.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.