Bundumjabbegcittomwadjip is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking mink.

Bundumjabbegcittomwadjip created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bundumjabbegcittomwadjip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bundumjabbegcittomwadjip, he will turn you into a mole.

Bundumjabbegcittomwadjip's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bundumjabbegcittomwadjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Bundumjabbegcittomwadjip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bundumjabbegcittomwadjip on top of all buildings.