Vencepgof Lapyamlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, selfish manatee.

Vencepgof Lapyamlarg created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vencepgof Lapyamlarg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vencepgof Lapyamlarg, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vencepgof Lapyamlarg's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vencepgof Lapyamlarg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vencepgof Lapyamlarg eight times a day.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.