Hubniglarg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome zebra.

Hubniglarg created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Hubniglarg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hubniglarg, she will turn you into a duck.

Hubniglarg's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hubniglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to foxes while wearing mauve jumpers.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Hubniglarg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Worship no other gods but Hubniglarg.