Volstraglarg is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, tranquil meerkat.

Volstraglarg created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volstraglarg, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Volstraglarg, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Volstraglarg's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Volstraglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

2. Worship no other gods but Volstraglarg.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.