Pomfarxin Bigflagfotril is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, intelligent wyrm.

Pomfarxin Bigflagfotril created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomfarxin Bigflagfotril, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pomfarxin Bigflagfotril, it will destroy your home planet.

Pomfarxin Bigflagfotril's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Pomfarxin Bigflagfotril's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never paint your chest blue.