Febstikvag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, generous dragon.

Febstikvag created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febstikvag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Febstikvag, he will turn you into a frog.

Febstikvag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Febstikvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never feed beans to cats while wearing trousers.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed lots of rice to seals while wearing mauve dresses.