Ladjighit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, irritating clam.

Ladjighit created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladjighit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ladjighit, she will destroy your home planet.

Ladjighit's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ladjighit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not study archaea on holy days.

5. Never adorn your legs with magenta markings.