Neghug is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying grasshopper.

Neghug created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Neghug, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Neghug, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Neghug's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Neghug's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Never talk about ducks.