Teengilstip is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic manatee.

Teengilstip created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teengilstip, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Teengilstip, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Teengilstip's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Teengilstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.