Tadcamhon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered whale.

Tadcamhon created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadcamhon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tadcamhon, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tadcamhon's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tadcamhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Never touch blood while tainted.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.