Ominflagzed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, competent sheep.

Ominflagzed created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominflagzed, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ominflagzed, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ominflagzed's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ominflagzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

2. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

5. Never bounce in the presence of elders.