Binmapfed Cedkikbiss Stiglinrig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty sheep.

Binmapfed Cedkikbiss Stiglinrig created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binmapfed Cedkikbiss Stiglinrig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Binmapfed Cedkikbiss Stiglinrig, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Binmapfed Cedkikbiss Stiglinrig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Binmapfed Cedkikbiss Stiglinrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow nematodes to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.