Higfitnar is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless fish.

Higfitnar created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Higfitnar, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Higfitnar, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Higfitnar's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Higfitnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never feed peanuts to dolphins while wearing hats.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about gravity.