Gebbigrot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless wyrm.

Gebbigrot created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebbigrot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gebbigrot, it will be very unhappy.

Gebbigrot's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gebbigrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

2. Never record secrets.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.