Quartruthim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, smart dog.

Quartruthim created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartruthim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quartruthim, it will think nothing of it.

Quartruthim's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Quartruthim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black otters, for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed melons to birds while wearing scarves.