Gadpiblip Sandyaklap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, strong monkey.

Gadpiblip Sandyaklap created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadpiblip Sandyaklap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gadpiblip Sandyaklap, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gadpiblip Sandyaklap's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gadpiblip Sandyaklap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to goats while wearing green rings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not make images of living things.