Manrilyog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sage bird.

Manrilyog created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manrilyog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Manrilyog, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Manrilyog's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Manrilyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of elders.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Manrilyog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Never sing in spring.