Flatnankan Lincamvagdid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, amazing weasel.

Flatnankan Lincamvagdid created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatnankan Lincamvagdid, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flatnankan Lincamvagdid, it will remove you from existence.

Flatnankan Lincamvagdid's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Flatnankan Lincamvagdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never wear blue scarves.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.