Carvintag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive porpoise.

Carvintag created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carvintag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Carvintag, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Carvintag's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Carvintag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never paint your legs violet.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Respect your elders.