Signulbisszen is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unjust hare.

Signulbisszen created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Signulbisszen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Signulbisszen, she will remove you from existence.

Signulbisszen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Signulbisszen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Never wear fawn shoes.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not take Signulbisszen's name in vain.

5. Never talk about snails.