Dussdogham is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, happy capybara.

Dussdogham created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussdogham, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dussdogham, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dussdogham's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Dussdogham's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.