Vingommeg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless crow.

Vingommeg created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Vingommeg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vingommeg, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vingommeg's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Vingommeg's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry doves.

2. Never feed lentils to shrews while wearing pink hats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.